Collaborate with Greggs to take the world by a storm.
Greggs is already pretty funny, but other shit brands have over taken them.
People love Greggs but they hate when the food goes cold.
Gregg’s collaborate with Chilly’s to create the very first sausage roll thermos heater (disgusting).
We created a limited edition ‘Sausage BOP’ bottle for Stormzy. We sent it to him 2nd class and it was still hot when he picked it up from the sorting office 2 weeks later. He hasn’t been seen without it since.
He released a new song about it called ‘STILL HOT’.
Last week we navigated the earth’s harshest conditions in order to position our high-tech device at the summit of everest. We drafted 8 of our hardest working, most dedicated sausage rollers to conquer the grueling mission of ensuring our product can withstand the piercing polar climate of the peak. Its hot. Its greasy. It’s coming. Stay tuned next week when we test it at the bottom of the arctic ocean.
We also transformed the Gherkin into a giant sausage roll heater that emits steam from the top every hour.